I have decided to spend the rest of my life chaste.
That's right. No love, no emotional connections, no carnal drunken monkey sex.
Life is going to be so much more simple without having to deal with impressing the opposite sex. When I go to a bar, I'm wearing dirty jeans and white t shirts. I'm ordering what I feel like. I'm going to sing along to the music if I damn well feel like it.
Oh, when people try to tell me stories about the girls, I'm just going to hit them. Out of left field.
"Dude, Wil! I just banged this..."
*SMACK*
*crash*
*moan*
No more stories.
Haha.
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