i hate cleaning

I actually despise cleaning. Maids are worth their weight in gold.

It's not the actual scrubbing I mind, I actually like dressing up in an apron and kerchief and pretending to be ethnic.

It's the 'un-cluttering' I hate. I find more shit that I wish I didn't find whenever I'm organizing something.

Here is what inspired this rant.

I found a Christmas Card. At first I was all stoked. A little yuletide joy in March? Most excellent.

I opened it to read the oh so witty caption. Lo and behold, it's already been filled out. Apparently I wrote this card to my last girlfriend. I never sent it because I found out she was sleeping with someone else. Twisted, right?

Here's the contents of the card

HO HO HO,
May you have a holly jolly Christmas.

Hey babe,
I miss you. Around Christmas time I always appreciate those amazing people in my life, no matter how far away they are. I can't wait to get back to LA and see you again. Miss you much.

-wil



I really think I should go ahead and send this out. Now.

Wait.

I need to add another line.

Choke and Die.