This Top 5 is going to be completely crass. I'm sorry. Matt and I love...boobs. Cans. Jugs. Woohoos. Regardless. Today's T5otD are our favorite names for our favorite body part.
Top 5 names for __________.
5. Hooters - not only do we love the female anatomy, but we love the restaurant.
4. Sweater puppies - I dont' know who came up with this, but this makes me laugh.
3. Woo hoo Dillies - Making a comeback from the college, this one comes from Jack.
2. Gunboats - *Matt is making shooting noises, Pew Pew Pew pew peeeew!*
1. Yeah Yahs! - Because they make me go... YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
After reading this list, Matt has a few honorable mentions. "this list is so unfair", he said. Here are some of Matt's personal favorites: funbags, tig ol' bitties, jugs, and ta tas.
We feel utterly misogynyst after writing this post. Ladies, we're sorry, but we only say this because we love you...and all your parts. Honestly, what's wrong with a good pair of... breasts? apples? knockers? mounds?
In order to get some more responses to this post, here is a question for you, dear readers. What is your favorite prejorative?
Winner gets dinner on me.
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5 comments:
I'm a fan of hammers!
Ooh. We might have a winner! If I had any idea who you were, you'd win a dinner by default!
Fun bubbles
Man. I do love the old fun bubbles! Let's get a few more responses in here. Thanks, your royal Bortness!
I think "distractions" is rather fitting. Or "Hoo-Ha's", take your pick.
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